"US President Barack Obama's team says he will make a "strong" comeback in Tuesday's debate rematch with Republican Mitt Romney".
Part 1 should be good old debate convincing the audience why we should vote for either of them even if they don't have solution to America problem.
Part 2, lets give both of them a basketball, drop them on the court and lets see who can dunk better.
Part 3, Lets put both of them in a ring and see who is the best boxer.
Sorry its not CNN, i was just dreaming. Let me stand up and go get ready for the debate......
Who do you think will win this time?
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Hulk Hogan sextape
Hulk Hogan has spoken.
He is of the opinion that no true friend will make public the sex video of his friend, whether for money or for anything else.
He believe that showing the video will mean they were never friends.
We just need to know that do friend sleep with each other woman?
We are are still waiting for Hulk to explain the new trend of sharing babe but not sharing video.
He is of the opinion that no true friend will make public the sex video of his friend, whether for money or for anything else.
He believe that showing the video will mean they were never friends.
We just need to know that do friend sleep with each other woman?
We are are still waiting for Hulk to explain the new trend of sharing babe but not sharing video.
Five most popular footballers in the world
According to British Newspaper, Independent the most popular footballer and sportsman on Facebook is Cristiano Ronaldo. He can revel in becoming the first sportsman to receive over 50 million 'Likes' on Facebook. Every one in twenty people on Facebook like the Real Madrid Forward.
His lead of more than 10 million over Lionel Messi might not mean he is the better player but that he is more newsworthy.
The five most popular footballers according to the paper are......
1.Cristiano Ronaldo
2.Lionel Messi
3.David Beckham (21 million)
4.Kaka(18 million)
5.Andres Iniesta(10 million)
Did we all noticed that all the 5 are either playing or have played in Spain for Barcelona or Real Madrid meaning that Spanish league is probably the most popular in the world.......
His lead of more than 10 million over Lionel Messi might not mean he is the better player but that he is more newsworthy.
The five most popular footballers according to the paper are......
1.Cristiano Ronaldo
2.Lionel Messi
3.David Beckham (21 million)
4.Kaka(18 million)
5.Andres Iniesta(10 million)
Did we all noticed that all the 5 are either playing or have played in Spain for Barcelona or Real Madrid meaning that Spanish league is probably the most popular in the world.......
Monday, October 15, 2012
Bisi Ibidapo-Obe's pregnancy: What El Rufai Is not telling us
El Rufai says that his friend Dino is not the owner of the pregnancy. How is he very sure or ever 'surer' than the mother, Maybe knows something Nigerians do not know.
A possibility is that he knows the father of the baby, another possibility is that HE is the father of the baby so he does not want another to take his child.
A possibility is that he knows the father of the baby, another possibility is that HE is the father of the baby so he does not want another to take his child.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Stephen Keshi needs our prayer.
Five million is a lot of money so i will be praying for Stephen. Not even only the money but also the bonus and the prestige. I like wishing other people good.
The money is so much that NFF is always owing the man, i am hoping he will employ me as debt collector to be collecting the money for him and collecting 10% fee.
If Liberia beat Nigeria over the weekend the only reason that NFF wont sack him if he does not resign is football fan have decided to Aluu him.
Maybe the real reason i will be praying is that i want Nigeria to qualify whether Keshi or no Keshi, but do you believe Keshi have done enough to continue as coach and will qualify us for the world cup 2014 if we allow him to stay after the weekend?
The money is so much that NFF is always owing the man, i am hoping he will employ me as debt collector to be collecting the money for him and collecting 10% fee.
If Liberia beat Nigeria over the weekend the only reason that NFF wont sack him if he does not resign is football fan have decided to Aluu him.
Maybe the real reason i will be praying is that i want Nigeria to qualify whether Keshi or no Keshi, but do you believe Keshi have done enough to continue as coach and will qualify us for the world cup 2014 if we allow him to stay after the weekend?
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
urgent solution to arsenal's problem
1. get an arab owner.
2. sack the coach or promote him.
3. buy mature players.
all of the above or jonathan style; disband the team for 2 years
Friday, July 1, 2011
Inspector General of Police: Comedian of the month
We are awarding Oga Ringim not because of his shakara over boko haram that almost got him killed or that still now he is not sure whether its sucide bombing.
He deserve the award for going to America. He left his own house burning, we are told to deliver lecture.
We can just imagine the titles and content of those lectures, "do not mess with the terrorist","he who fights and run away" .........
The president did not do enough by calling him back, if he is my junior brother i know what i will do to him.
He deserve the award for going to America. He left his own house burning, we are told to deliver lecture.
We can just imagine the titles and content of those lectures, "do not mess with the terrorist","he who fights and run away" .........
The president did not do enough by calling him back, if he is my junior brother i know what i will do to him.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
The rantings of Farida Waziri
Pls can somebody ask me to leave Anty Farida and EFCC alone, since they did not kidnap my dad like Soludo Papa, i am not owing any bank, we are not fighting over a babe etc.....
Maybe i don't like hypocrite but she is not the only one in obodo Nigeria.
She is however the No 1 comedian in the country as at today .....so welcome to the latest episode of Farida Waziri show......AIT and NTA take note before i sell the idea to FOX, ABC etc
1. America encourages Nigeria’s looting - Waziri; That is big sister answer to Hillary Clinton allegation that EFCC is no longer working. I agree with her that we loot because Obama allows us to but house in America and other country do not steal because they are banned from buying stuff in Yankee.....She is just too brilliant.....
2. Waziri: I was threatened over Bode George’s trial; If the head of EFCC was threatened and blackmail, what are we doing about it.....Its either the people behind the threats are bigger than her, her cupboard is full of skeleton or she is just not telling us the truth. I was wondering why the case was like that.......i now understand that its blackmail......
3. We will appeal Vaswani verdict; EFCC is saying they will appeal since they were not join in the suit...........Were they not in the country when the case was going on.......were they sleeping or because they were collecting debt they forgot.....I have a feeling they know they don't have a case....Its the game EFCC plays
Maybe i don't like hypocrite but she is not the only one in obodo Nigeria.
She is however the No 1 comedian in the country as at today .....so welcome to the latest episode of Farida Waziri show......AIT and NTA take note before i sell the idea to FOX, ABC etc
1. America encourages Nigeria’s looting - Waziri; That is big sister answer to Hillary Clinton allegation that EFCC is no longer working. I agree with her that we loot because Obama allows us to but house in America and other country do not steal because they are banned from buying stuff in Yankee.....She is just too brilliant.....
2. Waziri: I was threatened over Bode George’s trial; If the head of EFCC was threatened and blackmail, what are we doing about it.....Its either the people behind the threats are bigger than her, her cupboard is full of skeleton or she is just not telling us the truth. I was wondering why the case was like that.......i now understand that its blackmail......
3. We will appeal Vaswani verdict; EFCC is saying they will appeal since they were not join in the suit...........Were they not in the country when the case was going on.......were they sleeping or because they were collecting debt they forgot.....I have a feeling they know they don't have a case....Its the game EFCC plays
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
The NEW EFCC GAME: Analysing Bode Geoge Conviction
GOOD News.....
Breaking News.....
EFCC is finally working.........All hail Farida Waziri
Not only recovering debt but finally convicting Bode George.
The true gist is that Uncle Bode was not found guilty of fraud or stealing but more of adminstrative isuues....splitting contract, not obeying authorities...etc....which is why no body is talking of returning money.
They also prosecute and jail half the NPA board why?
Its just a GAME.....
EFCC case is so mess up that the man will win on appeal...a variation of the old game that they pick Iyabo Obasanjo and co, after a lot of noise grant them bail after a few days and return passports for medical reasons....life continue.
In the next few week be rest assure that MR Bode George will be granted bail, then he will probably win at the appeal court.....if they want to drag the film like the normal nollywood film with part 2 and part 3 they will go to supreme court.....
You will see more variation of this new game with Elumelu and co and a number of other cases until we are bored......
Pls can't somebody in Nollywood just shot the film.
Breaking News.....
EFCC is finally working.........All hail Farida Waziri
Not only recovering debt but finally convicting Bode George.
The true gist is that Uncle Bode was not found guilty of fraud or stealing but more of adminstrative isuues....splitting contract, not obeying authorities...etc....which is why no body is talking of returning money.
They also prosecute and jail half the NPA board why?
Its just a GAME.....
EFCC case is so mess up that the man will win on appeal...a variation of the old game that they pick Iyabo Obasanjo and co, after a lot of noise grant them bail after a few days and return passports for medical reasons....life continue.
In the next few week be rest assure that MR Bode George will be granted bail, then he will probably win at the appeal court.....if they want to drag the film like the normal nollywood film with part 2 and part 3 they will go to supreme court.....
You will see more variation of this new game with Elumelu and co and a number of other cases until we are bored......
Pls can't somebody in Nollywood just shot the film.
How to be popular by Adokiye Amiesimaka
I don't like NFF and the excuses and statements defending the overage captain of the Nigeia under 17 Golden Eaglet, it just affirm they are more stupid, inept and corrupt than we can imagine.
I have always maintained that all those MRI scan was childplay to keep us amuse.....FIFA under 17 my foot
I know a long time ago that if some of those 'boys' especially those playing in the Nigeria professional league are under 17, then i need to call my mum for my real age......
I know Adokiye is a good player, a trained lawyer and supposedly a 'patriotic' Nigeria...
Please was he in the country when the list of player was relase, when those men were going for training camp....haba since he was not suffering from amnesia he could have save us a little more embarassement by coming out earlier.
Sorry, if he did that he will not be as popular.....
So oga is not being patriotic, he just want to be front page news and stupid NFF played along.....
Enjoy ur moment in the Sun Uncle Adokiye
I have always maintained that all those MRI scan was childplay to keep us amuse.....FIFA under 17 my foot
I know a long time ago that if some of those 'boys' especially those playing in the Nigeria professional league are under 17, then i need to call my mum for my real age......
I know Adokiye is a good player, a trained lawyer and supposedly a 'patriotic' Nigeria...
Please was he in the country when the list of player was relase, when those men were going for training camp....haba since he was not suffering from amnesia he could have save us a little more embarassement by coming out earlier.
Sorry, if he did that he will not be as popular.....
So oga is not being patriotic, he just want to be front page news and stupid NFF played along.....
Enjoy ur moment in the Sun Uncle Adokiye
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