Nigerian Catch Osama Ben laden

The rate at which it is going, a Nigeria is going to claim he has caught Obama, sorry Osama. If the police can parade a goat as a robbery suspect, what stops a warri guy from claiming Osama turned to a dog when he was trying to catch the taliban head. I am going to research what evidence he needs to provide so he can claim the ransom and I will get my cut for this consultancy….am I sleeping, please wake me up