Five Ways to score against Manchester United

Manchester United is Premiership Champion, European champion, World Champion and we Nigerian supporters can't stop making fun of Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool supporters.

The latest is that we are on top of the premiership table with a match in hand and we have played 12 premiership matches without conceding a goal. A premiership record for both the club and that old man Edwin Van der Sar. We have changed the defense line so many times, Evra and Rio have been out, Raphael, Evans and the other teams can't just score a goal.

This Weekend we will be playing West ham in march 13 and people have said 13 is an unlucky number. Can West ham be lucky enough to score a goal, or what do they need to score a goal?

1.The referee can award them a penalty....that is even risky or not fool proof because Edwin can decide to catch it.
2.Ferguson should be given a red card early in the game or should not turn up at all cos of a cold. We believe the fear of Sir Alex is behind the clean sheet.
3.Gary Nevile decides to score an own goal. Maybe it will take a man u legend to score against us since the other teams are scared of scoring.
4.Sir Alex decides to use John O'shea as center back.......He might help to concede a penalty but like we said that doesn't guarantee a goal unless we use foster instead of Edwin.
5.Edwin must not play. Sir Alex can bench him, West ham can injure him, referee can give him red card etc. Vidic and co. have however prevented the old man from making one decent save in some matches so west ham might still not score.

Please tell me what do we do so somebody can score....tell me your view......