Police Stories: Part 1

I was in a police station and later court yesterday and it was fun, I don't think Opa williams or Ali baba can organize a better show, A guy was charged for being a public nuisance, wandering by another name, even the judge was like he thought police no longer charge people for such, A guy was charge for dishonestly receiving stolen goods because he bought a land from people who stole the original document, A guy is charged for collecting money from a babe to get him a house, the guy is claiming that they were lovers and the girl is just angry he no marry am, that he is not an estate agent etc, I learnt the two difference between police bail and court bail and how the police make money from both, Share with us your experience with the police, hopefully the funny ones not the tragic