Showing posts with label Clinton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clinton. Show all posts

Friday, January 30, 2009

Why Abubakar Ali is deputy Governor in Yobe

Its no longer news that the junior brother of the late governor is the new deputy governor of Yobe state. It is also not a new thing to have something similar to a monarchy in a democracy. Petron in Argentina, Kennedy, Bush, and Clinton in America, and probably the Sarakis in Nigeria.

The rumour however is that Abubakar was picked because that is the only way for the family to recover their investment. Everybody know that election is not cheap in Nigeria. Newspaper mentioned that there were 4 other people considered who we suspected were the late governor's two children who were considered too young and the two wives who could not agree on a consensus candidate.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Gbenga Obasanjo ……His Father’s son

Gbenga must really have learnt well from his father or where else could he have learnt the military strategy deployed in his divorce case.
When he filed the case he was nice, just talking of irreconcilable difference etc. When Moji replied asking for millions etc and both families seemed to be supporting Moji, Gbenga woke up….a true son of his father.
He suddenly started what was last year best seller story, surpassing his mum's published sob story,... I mean biography and, Elumelu’s house of reps power probe….'my wife is so beautiful and sexy, my dad loves her, her father could not hold himself, should I add any other name’ (are we talking about same moji)….pronto before he mentioned Bill Clinton too slept with her when he came to Nigeria and America took offence , everybody just started cooperating…….I love your style and in case you need a publisher or manager to sell the right to that story call my number we just need to put the disclaimer that it’s a work of fiction, you are only joking, a product of a fertile imagination….……what else can we add