Monday, November 21, 2016


11. People use you for shade or to block wind.


12. Your legs are always in the way on trains, buses, and airplanes.


13. The points of open umbrellas are always right at eye level.


14. Long sleeves are never long enough when I get home with the shirt and the suitView this image ›

 and pants are always way too short.


15. People ALWAYS insist you’ve grown since you last saw them and people ask how tall you are.


16. One size fits all never fits, so you have to sew instead of ready-made.


17. People think it’s socially acceptable to jump on your back without asking.


18. Everyone expects you to be good at sports at least basketball (but you’re not).



19. Long legs means naturally outpacing anyone you walk with.

20. Please help me add number 20

Friday, November 18, 2016


1. Low ceilings and ceiling fans can be dangerous.


2. Hugging that petite fine babe can be awkward.


3. You always have to stand in the back of group pictures even when you want to show off your new shoes or suit.


4. You are the brunt of joke imagine a young child asking you “What’s the weather like up there?”


5. Imagine having to crouch inside a car……


6. Everyone hates you at shows, church etc and don’t want to sit behind you.


7. You are the No 1 errand boy “I need someone tall to grab something!”


8. Most beds are way too small even when you try to slant or curve.


9. You haven’t been able to relax in a bathtub since you were 10 and you have to crouch to use shower.


10. Everyone uses you as a beacon in crowds. Imagine overhearing ‘I will be standing beside “Paul” at the party.

Watch out for part two

WHY I AM NOT GOING TO BANKS AGAIN (Another reason for online banking)……..

Don’t go to the bank unless it’s compulsory.

We were worried about gunshots from robbers now breaking news of 26 injured by a man setting himself on fire in a bank for unknown motive brings a new dimension to banking security

I have decided that since we are not too many in my family and my mum is too old to born a replacement that I will play safe sand use internet and phone for most if not all my banking transactions.


I thought being tall was an advantage as ladies love us TALL DARK and HANDSOME (TDH).

 I later discover that I might be too tall for some ladies but never start thinking about the danger until I saw this story on BBC about Mr Baraka who is too tall to be treated by doctors.

I also discover that tall people face higher risk of stray bullet and accident due to ceiling fan….do you know any other.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Five Reasons Why Men Seek Divorce

Unlike Nigeria where you be laugh out of court for such, most cases of divorce in India are filed on the grounds of abuse, or what's legally termed as "cruelty". But what amounts to abuse has long been open to debate, especially when determining whether psychological trauma has been afflicted on a person during marriage.

Party pooper

A sailor who claimed his wife's regular partying, among other things, was a form of abuse. The 42-year-old man, who married his wife in 1999, was also in the "habit of enjoying parties",

Sex machine

A sexless marriage is a common trigger for divorce globally. But last year, a man wanted to divorce his wife because of too much sex.

In his petition, the man described his wife as having an "excessive and insatiable appetite for sex" ever since their marriage in April 2012. He alleged that she would force him to have sex, even at times when he was sick, and threatened to sleep with other men when he refused.

Fashion police

In another case, a man sought a divorce from his wife on the grounds of cruelty in part because of her dress sense.

The man, in his 30s and married since 2009, was reportedly anguished by his wife's decision to often wear shirts and trousers to her workplace instead of traditional clothing.

Acne 'trauma'

Arranged marriages can sometimes lead to partners we are not expectin, like dwarf,  but the reason one man gave for wanting to end his union was far from usual - he complained of being traumatised by his wife's acne problem.

In his divorce petition, he argued that the pimples and boils on his wife's face prevented him from consummating their marriage during their honeymoon in 1998.

'Hostile hospitality'
The refusal by a woman to make tea for her husband's friends had left him humiliated and along with other factors, including her decision to terminate a pregnancy without his knowledge, amounted to mental abuse and acceptable grounds for divorce

(Adapted from BBC)

Monday, March 30, 2015

Who will be sworn in as Nigeria Next President?

Nigerians voted on Saturday and all the world wait with bated breadth who Professor Jega and his INEC will declare the winner. I won't be surprise to discover if the Professor refuse to pick Obama or Cameron call today.
No matter who is announce, what is important is who will be sworn in on May 29.
Here are some of the options.......

  1. Goodluck Jonathan.
  2. Mohammad Buhari
  3. Yemi Osibanjo (In case the court disqualify Buhari)
  4. None of the above.......
Who do you think he will be.....

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Presidential Debate Round 2: Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

"US President Barack Obama's team says he will make a "strong" comeback in Tuesday's debate rematch with Republican Mitt Romney".

Part 1 should be good old debate convincing the audience why we should vote for either of them even if they don't have solution to America problem.

Part 2, lets give both of them a basketball, drop them on the court and lets see who can dunk better.

Part 3, Lets put both of them in a ring and see who is the best boxer.

Sorry its not CNN, i was just dreaming. Let me stand up and go get ready for the debate......

Who do you think will win this time?

Hulk Hogan sextape

Hulk Hogan has spoken.

He is of the opinion that no true friend will make public the sex video of his friend, whether for money or for anything else.

He believe that showing the video will mean they were never friends.

We just need to know that do friend sleep with each other woman?

We are are still waiting for Hulk to explain the new trend of sharing babe but not sharing video.

Five most popular footballers in the world

According to British Newspaper, Independent the most popular footballer and sportsman on Facebook is Cristiano Ronaldo. He can revel in becoming the first sportsman to receive over 50 million 'Likes' on Facebook. Every one in twenty people on Facebook like the Real Madrid Forward.

His lead of more than 10 million over Lionel Messi might not mean he is the better player but that he is more newsworthy.

The five most popular footballers according to the paper are......
1.Cristiano Ronaldo
2.Lionel Messi
3.David Beckham (21 million)
4.Kaka(18 million)
5.Andres Iniesta(10 million)

Did we all noticed that all the 5 are either playing or have played in Spain for Barcelona or Real Madrid meaning that Spanish league is probably the most popular in the world.......

Monday, October 15, 2012

Bisi Ibidapo-Obe's pregnancy: What El Rufai Is not telling us

El Rufai says that his friend Dino is not the owner of the pregnancy. How is he very sure or ever 'surer' than the mother, Maybe knows something Nigerians do not know.

A possibility is that he knows the father of the baby, another possibility is that HE is the father of the baby so he does not want another to take his child.