urgent solution to arsenal's problem

1. get an arab owner.

2. sack the coach or promote him.

3. buy mature players.

all of the above or jonathan style; disband the team for 2 years

Inspector General of Police: Comedian of the month

We are awarding Oga Ringim not because of his shakara over boko haram that almost got him killed or that still now he is not sure whether its sucide bombing.


He deserve the award for going to America. He left his own house burning, we are told to deliver lecture.

We can just imagine the titles and content of those lectures, "do not mess with the terrorist","he who fights and run away" .........

The president did not do enough by calling him back, if he is my junior brother i know what i will do to him.

The rantings of Farida Waziri

Pls can somebody ask me to leave Anty Farida and EFCC alone, since they did not kidnap my dad like Soludo Papa, i am not owing any bank, we are not fighting over a babe etc.....

Maybe i don't like hypocrite but she is not the only one in obodo Nigeria.

She is however the No 1 comedian in the country as at today .....so welcome to the latest episode of Farida Waziri show......AIT and NTA take note before i sell the idea to FOX, ABC etc

1. America encourages Nigeria’s looting - Waziri; That is big sister answer to Hillary Clinton allegation that EFCC is no longer working. I agree with her that we loot because Obama allows us to but house in America and other country do not steal because they are banned from buying stuff in Yankee.....She is just too brilliant.....

2. Waziri: I was threatened over Bode George’s trial; If the head of EFCC was threatened and blackmail, what are we doing about it.....Its either the people behind the threats are bigger than her, her cupboard is full of skeleton or she is just not telling us the truth. I was wondering why the case was like that.......i now understand that its blackmail......

3. We will appeal Vaswani verdict; EFCC is saying they will appeal since they were not join in the suit...........Were they not in the country when the case was going on.......were they sleeping or because they were collecting debt they forgot.....I have a feeling they know they don't have a case....Its the game EFCC plays

The NEW EFCC GAME: Analysing Bode Geoge Conviction

GOOD News.....

Breaking News.....

EFCC is finally working.........All hail Farida Waziri

Not only recovering debt but finally convicting Bode George.

The true gist is that Uncle Bode was not found guilty of fraud or stealing but more of adminstrative isuues....splitting contract, not obeying authorities...etc....which is why no body is talking of returning money.

They also prosecute and jail half the NPA board why?

Its just a GAME.....

EFCC case is so mess up that the man will win on appeal...a variation of the old game that they pick Iyabo Obasanjo and co, after a lot of noise grant them bail after a few days and return passports for medical reasons....life continue.

In the next few week be rest assure that MR Bode George will be granted bail, then he will probably win at the appeal court.....if they want to drag the film like the normal nollywood film with part 2 and part 3 they will go to supreme court.....

You will see more variation of this new game with Elumelu and co and a number of other cases until we are bored......

Pls can't somebody in Nollywood just shot the film.

How to be popular by Adokiye Amiesimaka

I don't like NFF and the excuses and statements defending the overage captain of the Nigeia under 17 Golden Eaglet, it just affirm they are more stupid, inept and corrupt than we can imagine.


I have always maintained that all those MRI scan was childplay to keep us amuse.....FIFA under 17 my foot

I know a long time ago that if some of those 'boys' especially those playing in the Nigeria professional league are under 17, then i need to call my mum for my real age......

I know Adokiye is a good player, a trained lawyer and supposedly a 'patriotic' Nigeria...

Please was he in the country when the list of player was relase, when those men were going for training camp....haba since he was not suffering from amnesia he could have save us a little more embarassement by coming out earlier.

Sorry, if he did that he will not be as popular.....

So oga is not being patriotic, he just want to be front page news and stupid NFF played along.....

Enjoy ur moment in the Sun Uncle Adokiye

China battle the West over Nigeria Oil

"Royal Dutch Shell Plc (RDSa.L) will fight any possible efforts by the Nigerian government to hand control of its Nigerian fields to Chinese oil companies, the Anglo-Dutch oil major’s chief financial officer said on Thursday.
“One thing you probably will have seen, and can be sure of, is that both ourselves and the industry will defend our interests,”Simon Henry told analysts on a conference call when asked about recent Chinese approaches to Abuja.
China has indicated its desire to move in on oil blocks currently licensed to Western oil firms, including Shell, Chevron (CVX.N) and ExxonMobil"

This is good oooo......We hope Government will get the best for the oridinary Nigrian and not for a group of politician......

Who is selling the ticket for the battle/match?

A crime to urinate?

"Bristol City's goalkeeper Dean Gerken was arrested in the early hours of Sunday, the club has confirmed.
Avon and Somerset Police said a 24-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure after he was allegedly spotted urinating."

I think they just need to cane the guy, why will you arrest him.

if we start that in Nigeria, na overcrowding for prison

Soludo's Papa....who stole am

Lets play detective,
1. Chris Uba, He is the main suspect
2. Andy Uba, He doesn't like both soludo and his brother.
3. Chris Ngige, maybe want to pay PDP back.
4. Peter Obi, Governor and nice person but politician can do anything.
5. Soludo himself, Maybe no kidnap na setup.
6. Another aspirant, Who plan to gain from all the fight.
7. real kidnapper.
8. none of the above.
Who is the guilty party, like they say on TV vote and win, lol

Is Asuu Mad?

Too much books can made one mad is a general belief and with the dressing and hairstyle of some old lecturers could also be true. An emperor in the bible also accused Paul of being mad from too much reading.Former president Obasanjo was in ABU last week and said the solution to the FG/ASUU stalemate is for government to understand ASUU's idiosyncrasy. My interpretation of that big grammar is ASUU's madness.Really what is the solution, Who is mad, ASUU, FG or both?

Access Bank, Sanusi And The 16 Billion Naira Loan

Is it true that United alliance belonging to the MD and DMD of Access bank owes Intercontinental bank 16 billion according to CBN debtor's list?Is it true that the money was use to buy access bank shares?Since Access bank cannot use his own money to buy his own shares, he can float a company and collect money from another bank to buy the shares and return the favour to the other bank by also giving them loan, nice way of beating BOFIDWe are told they ve paid back another 1billion so the loan is performing, but is it true that the value of shares is just about 50% of the loan as at now?The bank might write off the loan but what is Sanusi saying about it?