The biggest story in the last 2 weeks is that Obama is not coming to Nigeria but going to Ghana, as if there is a law that says he must come to Nigeria.
We have however investigated the reason why the Kenyan basketball playing president is giving Nigeria a wide berth. Some of the reasons include....
Dog meat is a delicacy. The first family do not want to risk the new addition to the family, BO.
Randy Governors. Its a fashion statement for governors to marry young president's daughters and Obama has 2 daughters.
Kidnapping. Michelle Obama might be kidnapped by militants since they are now operating in Abuja and Kaduna.
Stoning. Professor Wole Soyinka is practicing in preparation to stone Barrack and the man killed a lot of lizards and pigeons when young.....
Watch out for the concluding part.