Ali Baba, Tee A, Gordons and co might have to go to court that Farida Waziri is practicing as a comedian without licence, and making them to loss income
The woman giving ultimatum to everybody to pay back debts, her bail conditions, the claim or lie of the number of debtors in EFCC custody, using Interpol to get Akingbola.......
I am told people have stopped going to comedy show in Lag, they just watch the news for what is the latest from Aunty Farida......
Monday, September 7, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
State with best senators in Nigeria
Lets continue with our review of Thisday newspaper analysis of senators. If we award 1 point for every senator below average, 2 points for average and 3 points for above average, we will discover that six states are tied for joint best.
The six states are.......
Lagos: Tinubu might have handpicked those AC boys, but he really picked them right.
Ogun: I think the competition between Tinubu and Daniel is good, so Daniel neeed to make sure that the first eleven is in Abuja.
Anambra: The jekyll and hyde state. A state that will produce a chris Uba and an Ngozi Nweala at the same time. We all know that a state that have Achebe, Azikiwe, Ekwueme etc is good.
Cross River: Have you listened to Duke or Imoke? They have a tendency of producing brilliant cultured politicians like they produce pineapple, clean cities and beautiful ladies.
Enugu: Even the governor seems to be performing, so even if Nnamani was a bad governor, like Tinubu he produced good children.
Katsina: The president's own state decided to make sure the man is well supported in Abuja. Its the only state from the north but it shows that any state can send good people to Abuja if they want.
Which state tied up for the worst ....guess
The six states are.......
Lagos: Tinubu might have handpicked those AC boys, but he really picked them right.
Ogun: I think the competition between Tinubu and Daniel is good, so Daniel neeed to make sure that the first eleven is in Abuja.
Anambra: The jekyll and hyde state. A state that will produce a chris Uba and an Ngozi Nweala at the same time. We all know that a state that have Achebe, Azikiwe, Ekwueme etc is good.
Cross River: Have you listened to Duke or Imoke? They have a tendency of producing brilliant cultured politicians like they produce pineapple, clean cities and beautiful ladies.
Enugu: Even the governor seems to be performing, so even if Nnamani was a bad governor, like Tinubu he produced good children.
Katsina: The president's own state decided to make sure the man is well supported in Abuja. Its the only state from the north but it shows that any state can send good people to Abuja if they want.
Which state tied up for the worst ....guess
Two worst senators in Nigeria.
Thisday newspaper 3 weeks ago did a special review of senators in its Sunday edition.
The grading seemed objective since they tried to back it up with data and the analysis made sense. They graded senators as either above average, average or below average.
Only two senators were exceptional. They were so bad they could not be rated as below average. This day was nice enough to describe them as uninspiring.
So join me in giving thumb down to Dahiru Bako Gassol from Taraba and Ahmed Muhammed Inuwa from Kwara.
The grading seemed objective since they tried to back it up with data and the analysis made sense. They graded senators as either above average, average or below average.
Only two senators were exceptional. They were so bad they could not be rated as below average. This day was nice enough to describe them as uninspiring.
So join me in giving thumb down to Dahiru Bako Gassol from Taraba and Ahmed Muhammed Inuwa from Kwara.
Will Yaradua Do The Right Thing?
The president is expected today to brief a select audience about the Niger delta crisis today. Some optimist are expecting him to disclose the list of sponsors and Godfather supposedly discover by JTF.He will not because they are powerful people and he doesn't have the liver.The way we do politics in Nigeria he will not want to rock the boat.We are still waiting for the list form Okija, Haliburton etc.Maybe we will get another panel to look into and investigate the list, Naija
The Tompolo's Paper: Secrets of the Niger Delta militants.
Tompolo's parent probably started the problem by naming him Government Ekpemupolo. He therefore felt he is another government with parallel structure.
His official resident was also called 'Aso rock' and governors and oil company flocked to it daily like the other Aso rock.
We are told that even the Vice president, Goodluck Jonathan was even a visitor and was told that all his securities must drop their arms outside camp 5, since he was in another government territory.
Informed sources told us that the documents recovered from the camps is worth a king's ransom and really show that the man was running a parallel government.
Details include......
His army/ civil servant: Records of all members, their emoulment, job function etc.
His bankers: Details of all banking transactions; The legal and the money laundering.
His sponsors: The governors, politicians, agencies, oil companies etc paying him.
His agents; Who was he paying in government, oil company etc.
Minutes of his meetings with politician, traditional rulers etc
We can go on, but just wait for the documents.
His official resident was also called 'Aso rock' and governors and oil company flocked to it daily like the other Aso rock.
We are told that even the Vice president, Goodluck Jonathan was even a visitor and was told that all his securities must drop their arms outside camp 5, since he was in another government territory.
Informed sources told us that the documents recovered from the camps is worth a king's ransom and really show that the man was running a parallel government.
Details include......
His army/ civil servant: Records of all members, their emoulment, job function etc.
His bankers: Details of all banking transactions; The legal and the money laundering.
His sponsors: The governors, politicians, agencies, oil companies etc paying him.
His agents; Who was he paying in government, oil company etc.
Minutes of his meetings with politician, traditional rulers etc
We can go on, but just wait for the documents.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Exposed: Reasons why President Obama is scared of coming to Nigeria - Part 2.
This is the concluding part of why Barrack - the Son of Obama is not coming to Nigeria.
Corruption is rampart in Nigeria.
Election was rigged in Ekiti.
War in the Niger delta.
Bad infrastructure, etc.
We can go on and on but Nigeria is saying he is going to Ghana because Ghana is better than Nigeria.
We need to ask ourselves that is he visiting Ghana and not South Africa because Ghana is better than South Africa? Lets get serious, American president visits a country not because they are better than each other or even because of the state of the economy.
We should face more important issues than crying over the fact that Obama prefer kenke to pounded yam.
Corruption is rampart in Nigeria.
Election was rigged in Ekiti.
War in the Niger delta.
Bad infrastructure, etc.
We can go on and on but Nigeria is saying he is going to Ghana because Ghana is better than Nigeria.
We need to ask ourselves that is he visiting Ghana and not South Africa because Ghana is better than South Africa? Lets get serious, American president visits a country not because they are better than each other or even because of the state of the economy.
We should face more important issues than crying over the fact that Obama prefer kenke to pounded yam.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Exposed: Reasons why President Obama is scared of coming to Nigeria
The biggest story in the last 2 weeks is that Obama is not coming to Nigeria but going to Ghana, as if there is a law that says he must come to Nigeria.
We have however investigated the reason why the Kenyan basketball playing president is giving Nigeria a wide berth. Some of the reasons include....
Dog meat is a delicacy. The first family do not want to risk the new addition to the family, BO.
Randy Governors. Its a fashion statement for governors to marry young president's daughters and Obama has 2 daughters.
Kidnapping. Michelle Obama might be kidnapped by militants since they are now operating in Abuja and Kaduna.
Stoning. Professor Wole Soyinka is practicing in preparation to stone Barrack and the man killed a lot of lizards and pigeons when young.....
Watch out for the concluding part.
We have however investigated the reason why the Kenyan basketball playing president is giving Nigeria a wide berth. Some of the reasons include....
Dog meat is a delicacy. The first family do not want to risk the new addition to the family, BO.
Randy Governors. Its a fashion statement for governors to marry young president's daughters and Obama has 2 daughters.
Kidnapping. Michelle Obama might be kidnapped by militants since they are now operating in Abuja and Kaduna.
Stoning. Professor Wole Soyinka is practicing in preparation to stone Barrack and the man killed a lot of lizards and pigeons when young.....
Watch out for the concluding part.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Nobel Laureate, Soyinka promise to stone President Obama
Thisday newspaper have quoted prof wole Soyinka of promising to stone President Obama if he made the mistake of coming to Nigeria .“If Obama decides to grace Nigeria with his presence, I will stone him”
This is a serious threat remembering what happen to George Bush in Iraq.
Also with Soyinka hairstyle, big grammars etc he will be able to claim temporary insanity as defense.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed
This is a serious threat remembering what happen to George Bush in Iraq.
Also with Soyinka hairstyle, big grammars etc he will be able to claim temporary insanity as defense.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed
Nigeria Oh Nigeria...We are back.....part 2
To all Manchester United fans congrats .....though people are asking what happened at half time against Wigan. Was there a phone call to the former Man. U boy and coach of Wigan- Steve Bruce by his former coach Sir Alex Fergurson.......?
Wenger decided to remove his 2 best players , haba if na Nigeria it will be called match fixing, Liverpool supporters don't mind them.
Benitez says Manchester United is not the best team in England, they just won......... I agree it must be Newcastle United abi.......
UEFA met and decided that 2 English clubs must not play champions league final cos of sponsorship so they put a doctor of madmen to referee the match especially since Drogba is on the field (did you see Drogba's reaction)......i did not say Drogba is mad oooo.
Rivers State governor will pick the players to play against Tunisia since FG has set up a high power panel to ensure we go to the world cup..........really that is very important
Wenger decided to remove his 2 best players , haba if na Nigeria it will be called match fixing, Liverpool supporters don't mind them.
Benitez says Manchester United is not the best team in England, they just won......... I agree it must be Newcastle United abi.......
UEFA met and decided that 2 English clubs must not play champions league final cos of sponsorship so they put a doctor of madmen to referee the match especially since Drogba is on the field (did you see Drogba's reaction)......i did not say Drogba is mad oooo.
Rivers State governor will pick the players to play against Tunisia since FG has set up a high power panel to ensure we go to the world cup..........really that is very important
Nigeria oh Nigeria...We re back.....part 1
So sorry to have been away so long.........
Yar'adua no longer in purdah.....Did you notice Mr president is going out more and he even granted interviews. The enemies are put to shame that he can't go out.
The secret of how Dangote and Otedola enter Forbes list.....both of them accusing each other of playing the stock market....is it true that Dangote stayed in Otedola's house for 6 years, was he that broke....am still laughing over the allegations and counter allegations.....its number one comedy this year.
British MPs competing with Nigeria lawmakers.....It seems na everywhere dem dey steal or how is it that so many British MPs collected money for expenses that didn't make sense or doesn't exist, now they have given our lawmakers the excuse that corruption is everywhere.
Lobbying vs Bribing: We have been told that the trip to Ghana by lawmakers and the dollar sponsoring by oil company is not a bribe but lobbying....i need to do more English.
Elumelu is also a thief by EFCC.....We now know that its true that it takes a thief to catch a thief, that when Ndidi was shouting for power probe he dey do his own, not remembering that it is he without sin that should cast the first stone.
NCC, UBE, REA, NDIC ........who remain for Government, it seems EFCC is saying everybody is a thief ........ not only the governors, ministers, ribadu, el rufai but everybody.
Rebranding Nigeria......You can only rebrand what is a brand, so what is the Nigerian
brand....?
Two Biggest lessons from Ekiti election......If Fayemi rigged in his local government and Oni rigged in his own na 1-1 goaless draw, AC should keep quiet. You can't understand women, what is mama REC saying about conscience, I still can't interpret.
Yar'adua no longer in purdah.....Did you notice Mr president is going out more and he even granted interviews. The enemies are put to shame that he can't go out.
The secret of how Dangote and Otedola enter Forbes list.....both of them accusing each other of playing the stock market....is it true that Dangote stayed in Otedola's house for 6 years, was he that broke....am still laughing over the allegations and counter allegations.....its number one comedy this year.
British MPs competing with Nigeria lawmakers.....It seems na everywhere dem dey steal or how is it that so many British MPs collected money for expenses that didn't make sense or doesn't exist, now they have given our lawmakers the excuse that corruption is everywhere.
Lobbying vs Bribing: We have been told that the trip to Ghana by lawmakers and the dollar sponsoring by oil company is not a bribe but lobbying....i need to do more English.
Elumelu is also a thief by EFCC.....We now know that its true that it takes a thief to catch a thief, that when Ndidi was shouting for power probe he dey do his own, not remembering that it is he without sin that should cast the first stone.
NCC, UBE, REA, NDIC ........who remain for Government, it seems EFCC is saying everybody is a thief ........ not only the governors, ministers, ribadu, el rufai but everybody.
Rebranding Nigeria......You can only rebrand what is a brand, so what is the Nigerian
brand....?
Two Biggest lessons from Ekiti election......If Fayemi rigged in his local government and Oni rigged in his own na 1-1 goaless draw, AC should keep quiet. You can't understand women, what is mama REC saying about conscience, I still can't interpret.
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