Monday, February 9, 2009

Lunatic attempt to Kidnap Governor

Nigeria police have once again performed beyond expectation by arresting a madman that was involved in a kidnap attempt. The last time they arrested a goat in Ilorin when attempting to steal a car.

The police has paraded a gang including a lunatic in Yobe for attempting to exhume the body of the late governor. Speculations around town includes whether they are spare part dealers, opponent of the late governor or ritualist …….

Unconfirmed report has however confirmed to us that the plan was to kidnap and hold the body for ransom. In Yobe they have decided to catch the kidnap bug but want to start kidnapping dead bodies.

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